VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT.

Attention please did you guys notice hammatan (cool weather) on 14th?....I was even thinking is an Xmas period....... Well that's by the way and that brought us to another editing captioned
VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT.
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........95%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........69%.
(4) Husband caught cheating ......79%.
(5) Condom sales .........99%
(6) Fast food sales ........89%
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes, prisoners/ cells, beggars/destitutes .........2%.
(8) Girls in hospital over Love........60%
(9) Boys in hospital over Love.......5%
(10) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......69%.
(11) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......10%
(12) Husbands beating wives in public....... 1002 still counting
(13) Pregnancy ......... 39,572.
(14) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14 2017.... 9 million .
The research teams are still taking statistics....
Will keep you all Updated
Val is finally over noni